I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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