I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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