i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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