I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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