We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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