Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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