I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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