You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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