He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i dont even know how to be here
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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