and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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