I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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