Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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