in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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