oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm really busy with my period
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