dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
can u get pink eye on your cock?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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