Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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