on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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