I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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