we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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