Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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