You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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