Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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