I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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