I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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