the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
