i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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