U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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