I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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