Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Randomize
