FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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