you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think i got beer on your cat.
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