You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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