The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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