remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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