i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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