It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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