So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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