I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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