we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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