Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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