Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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