Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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