This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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