I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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