I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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