And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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