Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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