i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I've blown a few things in my day
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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