I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
