Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
