I'll bet she douches with gravy.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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